MK&A Pizza Punishment

Prompt: Mary-Kate & Ashley: Gimme Pizza


The diarrhea wouldn't stop.

Never in her life had Anah witnessed anything like this. Who knew that so much could be held within girls that were so tiny?


"Mary-Kate baby, are you almost done in there? I think your sister needs to go now," Anah said as she bumped her forehead against the closed door, resting it there for a moment. The sounds coming from inside the bathroom sent shudders throughout her being.

"Uh, can she go downstairs? This is a mans-" the snark in the 9 year old's voice was drowned out by the sounds that erupted from the other end of her body.

"I want...I want to die," Mary-Kate whimpered just loud enough for the babysitter to hear.

"MK can we cut with the dramatics for just one second, I'm gonna take Ashley downstairs," Anah said as she lifted the twin into the air and shuffled swiftly towards the staircase.

"Anah...Anah, I don't think I can hold it," Ashley whispered in the babysitter's ear whilst being carried down the steps.

"Oh for fuck's sake Ash, you gotta!" Anah picked up her pace, speeding by the life-size pictures of their parents who never made the time to be.

The pair was less than a handful of feet away from the bathroom when Anah felt a warm sensation on her arm where Ashley's hind end rested.

"Nossa senhora!" Anah howled as she gently dropped the girl onto the bathroom floor.

"Anah, Anah! I'm so sorry! I couldn't...I couldn't...I'm never eating marshmallows and Chinese food on pizza again!" Ashley cried out as she drug herself by her forearms to the toilet bowl.

"This is it. This is the last straw. I can't do it anymore. I won't. Tonight was supposed to end with all the snobby little rich moms picking up their terrible daughters from your ridiculous sleepover. Tonight was supposed to end with your selfish parents paying me my money. Tonight was supposed to end with some well needed, steamy Skype time with my boyfriend who I haven't seen in months because he decided to stay his ass in Brasil. But no. No. I'm stuck here. With you two and your poo. This ends now." Anah stormed out of the bathroom in search of the house phone.


Anah almost poked herself in the eye with the phone's antennae during the course of her frantic movements. The sound of seemingly endless ringing on the other line sparked a subtle rage inside her.

"Clue!" She screamed as she slammed the phone down into its receiver.

She smelled the Basset Hound before she saw him enter the room.

"Clue, you're a good boy. You're a smart boy. You're a kind boy. And I'm a nice lady, always giving you treats and what not. I need you to watch over the girls until their parents come home, okay?" Anah said, her voice detached and shaking.

Clue wagged his tail as he watched Anah walk out the door, never to return again.

"Okay," Clue said aloud just before sniffing his own fart.